Oh burn 

"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo) 01/13/2018 at 21:41 • Filed to: None

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Crazy Canuck consider yourself insulted.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/13/2018 at 21:49

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The Juke is attractive compared to this drunken attempt at a pickup.

For Sweden > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/13/2018 at 21:52

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I like it AMA

MM54 > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/13/2018 at 21:58

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I spent a while staring at it trying to figure out why it is so unbelievably ugly. I think it’s because the front is so damn tall. The beltline needs to be about 6-8 inches lower.

AestheticsInMotion > MM54 01/13/2018 at 22:13

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Is this just for “style” or is the engine bay actually 5ft deep

Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner > For Sweden 01/13/2018 at 22:19

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Why

fhrblig > For Sweden 01/13/2018 at 22:20

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Am I crazy? This doesn’t look ugly to me at all. I wouldn’t call it attractive either, but I’m surprised at all the hate.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/13/2018 at 22:21

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It’ll grow on me just like the last ugly chevy.

For Sweden > Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner 01/13/2018 at 22:25

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Tall sidewall, round wheel arches, boxy enough, and I like the little bowtie on the side. Aside from the bowtie, it reminds me of a GMT480.

not for canada - australian in disguise > For Sweden 01/13/2018 at 22:35

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I like the asymmetrical bowtie badge. Asymmetrical cars are the best cars.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > not for canada - australian in disguise 01/13/2018 at 22:57

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That is literally the only thing I like about it. Reminds me of a Ranger my Dad had. Like this one.

Also fun fact, back in 2009 I bought a set of Escort GT wheels planing on putting them on my 91 Civic. Only to find out they were 4x108 not 4x100. They used the same bolt pattern on the Mustang, and Focus as well.

MM54 > AestheticsInMotion 01/13/2018 at 23:10

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My guess is that they needed room to put the 5-6 inches of plastic covers over the engine

ranwhenparked > MM54 01/13/2018 at 23:21

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Which is the same problem with most modern vehicles. Everything looks like Fred Mertz on wheels.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > For Sweden 01/13/2018 at 23:21

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Why are you so wrong?

For Sweden > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/13/2018 at 23:23

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Because I’m not.

Doug would score this truck a 7/10 for styling

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > For Sweden 01/13/2018 at 23:32

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Boiiiii

E92M3 > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/13/2018 at 23:43

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It certainly doesn’t look good in the base model. I thought I liked the red one debuted a couple weeks ago, but after seeing this one I’m not sure anymore.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > For Sweden 01/13/2018 at 23:46

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On a scale of 10-15 how many shots of tequila does it take to find this truck attractive enough to take home for the night?

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/14/2018 at 06:11

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Solid and spot on burn. Hopefully Huey will make sure that this futt bugly fuckup of a pickup will stay behind the Wall in Trumpistan.

Interesting day when one can say that Iveco does it better

Under_Score > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/14/2018 at 08:05

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If the High Country model STILL doesn’t have push button start, I’ll be disappointed. Just saying.

Recovering Gaijin > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 01/14/2018 at 10:32

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Depends. Where is explosive projectile vomiting on that scale?

Spridget > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/14/2018 at 12:12

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The height of that front end, the fender bulges, the way the fender bisects the headlight . . . this is the ugliest truck on sale today.

Spridget > MM54 01/14/2018 at 12:13

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The front end is super super tall; that makes the windows look tiny.

MM54 > Spridget 01/14/2018 at 12:55

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I think they took the new camaro approach, except forgot about the whole “truck height” thing